I am the student most likely to end the semester with nine fingers. (Apologies to those who already do have nine or fewer fingers.) I am a social science major. I know nothing about electronics or carpentry.

Though unable to bring them to life, I love designing things in my head, and critiquing the designs of everyday objects: everything from Web sites through computer hardware to eating utensils. That means that at some point, I'll probably approach you and tell you all that's wrong with your creation's design. See you then!

I am bitter over Mike's NetID.