Line: So put the monkey in a cage or tie it to a tree.

Chapter 1: It all started with a wrong number.
Chapter 2: And at 12:40 am he got an annoying text message.
Chapter 3: He had not changed his underpants in five days.
Chapter 4: Next to a murakami statue
Chapter 5: 'why are you crying?' the boy asked of the statue.
Chapter 6: He grabbed her hand, looked into her eyes, and they jumped from the plane.
Chapter 7: But it turns out that immortality is overrated.
Chapter 8: Like that one time when they invented puppies encrusted with diamonds.
Chapter 9: You have no idea.
Chapter 10: and i knew more that i lost.
Chapter 11: So he looked under the table to see if he could peer into the othe realm where it had been lost.
Chapter 12: but i was willing to stop living if she would be able to survive.
Chapter 13: He was searching for something that would cause big problems in the future
Chapter 14: i mean, pureed foods are the great equalizer.
Chapter 15: seemed like a good idea at the time.
Chapter 16: and a true love showing that they would give you the world with just one look.
Chapter 17: It filled my every pore.
Chapter 18: "will u come with me, it will take some time"
Chapter 19: She wanted me to throw her down on the tarmac and climb on top of her.
Chapter 20: but he didnt care about the monkey anymore so he got he got his bow and arrow and eliminated the problem
Chapter 21: what the was i talking about again o yea sometimes i forget
Chapter 22: off for the Aussie outback with my dog skipper.
Chapter 23: But this morning it got screwed on a little funky.
Chapter 24: I leaned back in my chair and surveyed the room.
Chapter 25: in fact, he's often referred to as something that rhymes with mocktucker.
Chapter 26: I was thankful the bunny was chocolate; at least that would make things easier.
Chapter 27: how was I supposed to know that it was socially unacceptable to bring him to the black tie event?
Chapter 28: harder, harder faster, she enjoyed him more each moment.
Chapter 29: When it was supposed to be a funeral for Mother Superior.
Chapter 30: I promised myself not to be sad!
Chapter 31: He looked around and sobbed.
Chapter 32: It's too bad, she thought, there won't be any use for them.
Chapter 33: sure, ordered another.
Chapter 34: "we make it clap!"
Chapter 35: nuclear bomb with him
Chapter 36: He held the fate of the world in his sweaty palms.
Chapter 37: as i ran i finally came upon a washateria advertising free shoe shining with purchase.
Chapter 38: it was precisely the time of night when a girl usually needs a herse, and this girl needed a herse.
Chapter 39: So i puked. line
Chapter 40: Ad.
Chapter 41: the train seems to have stopped for good.
Chapter 42: Ma used to make it with bread but she's gone now.
Chapter 43: I never did well on my own as it caused me to get lost in the shadows of my delusions.
Chapter 44: a universal paradox.
Chapter 45: except for french fries - I love those!
Chapter 46: even my warped mind. Oh, the horrors!
Chapter 47: when i came to i realized i was not alone
Chapter 48: it reminded her of something from her childhood, but she couldn't quite remember what.
Chapter 49: "Oh, my leopard print catsuit. You?"
Chapter 50: even though i thrive off of reality tv.
Chapter 51: I had always wanted a monkey named Frank!
Chapter 52: Although the punishment may just fit the crime.
Chapter 53: career never knowing the truth about
Chapter 54: He felt an intense calm come over him.
Chapter 55: saying lucky in dominoes is an understatement!
Chapter 56: She dared to dream.
Chapter 57: So she ran like the wind, or more like Forest Gump.
Chapter 58: Wonder, whose favorite subject is a ribbon in the sky, prays to Likufanele with a rain dance, but the god sees his efforts as a trifle -- laughing
Chapter 59: the outlook didnt seen so bad
Chapter 60: but none was ever more inspiring than the man that stood before them in his kitten sweatshirt with the lace collar.
Chapter 61: Yet she could not pronounce the things she bought-retail!
Chapter 62: when you must beg for redemption
Chapter 63: however the real question is, can they breast-feed?
Chapter 64: did not sit well in my stomach forcing me to feign sickness and duck out early.
Chapter 65: but a hooker for that price was easy to find
Chapter 66: nothing says cheese cake like a wedge of aged swiss with a candle in it
Chapter 67: like the clueless executives who are trying to keep their jobs
Chapter 68: would know the difference between love and lust - but still they were trapped in
Chapter 69: But like the artist's confiteor, connections are sometimes missed; so she went on craigslist to try again.
Chapter 70: if you want that rental parrot to work out
Chapter 71: those were the last words he ever spoke to her, and she would never forget them
Chapter 72: its head was "Baby Gap " small in size.
Chapter 73: ctum and yet it hurt.
Chapter 74: I would never get over what they had done to me...
Chapter 75: overboard to retrieve
Chapter 76: the sleeping dog.
Chapter 77: s imagination
Chapter 78: While it had been profitable, he was ready to get out.
Chapter 79: or at least a box of chocolates!
Chapter 80: But if you think she was worth less then why
Chapter 81: I mean she is worth every return, isn't she.
Chapter 82: i still love you, in spite of the herpes.
Chapter 83: It is also the dreary feeling I have after writting a sentence as bad as that last one.
Chapter 84: and I was able buy the new iPod
Chapter 85: and it was then she knew that her love life would never be the same
Chapter 86: we were certaintly a good match
Chapter 87: we would do our very best.
Chapter 88: She sighed and reached for the phone to text her leprauchan friend Bob
Chapter 89: And all was lost.
Chapter 90: cereal
Chapter 91: fresh and well sealed.
Chapter 92: Deers
Chapter 93: Ive always wondered what a lumoxe was
Chapter 94: knowing good and well that i deserved the attention
Chapter 95: In swimming in the pool
Chapter 96: if only i could find a good bowler hat and cane so as to give off the right impression.
Chapter 97: Then again, the clown was, too.
Chapter 98: But falling down the rabbit hole, as I did, might not have been any better a fate.
Chapter 99: to get rid of ur skid marks, i hung ur pants on my wall with my picture of Andy's War Hole.
Chapter 100: help
Chapter 101: but i certainly know how to wing it
Chapter 102: she tried to catch her breath, but then again she had been trying for days now with little success.
Chapter 103: When will they notice? Really! When? What's a girl got to do ? It's just not right, no, no, notice Me!
Chapter 104: I mean, if a 33 year old gymnast could win an Olympic medal anything was possible.
Chapter 105: a 58 year-old astronaut should be able to go into space, right?
Chapter 106: It was shaped like a pumpkin!
Chapter 107: And right then, I knew it was love.
Chapter 108: Jump in it and come along for the ride.
Chapter 109: but there was always a chance that the little monkey with the symbols would come back.
Chapter 110: The hot heat left the two girls nude as they began to passionately kiss one another. Neither of them wanted this magic night of pleasure to end.
Chapter 111: and garlic bread too
Chapter 112: all put in a blender and then sipped thru a straw.
Chapter 113: fuck no, pick another song on the jukebox
Chapter 114: I am off for the next five days so I will make time to
Chapter 115: by 7
Chapter 116: to a crunchy and tasty finish.
Chapter 117: then tomorrow came and nothing was as planned
Chapter 118: the morning air had a new smell, and my head had a weightlessness that scared and thrilled me
Chapter 119: air, Let The Sunshine In!
Chapter 120: And with that, she tore off her clothes
Chapter 121: he knew that once she entered the plush interior of that off-duty black town car, she'd never come back to his plain yellow cab.
Chapter 122: they were healthy and crunchy.
Chapter 123: but there was still the question of what to do with the pregnant teenager
Chapter 124: Samething with a drug addict
Chapter 125: they are always looking to hook you up and them take a nap, which really isnt a bad life.
Chapter 126: the one we'd all like 2 live in, where regret doesn't exist.
Chapter 127: like your toes are curling in your boots.
Chapter 128: yea baby! vote obama
Chapter 129: because last time, they stole my car and I found it in a parking lot with empty bags of Doritos and sleeping hookers.
Chapter 130: If only the cute brunette from around the corner had come.
Chapter 131: Fun is always relative, of course, but tickling almost always works.
Chapter 132: anything.
Chapter 133: The jury reviewed Exhibit A carefully.
Chapter 134: Now she would never see her daughter again - what fresh hell is this?
Chapter 135: Kinda reminds me of my uncle...
Chapter 136: typical behavior of an egomaniac.
Chapter 137: they throw shit everywhere.
Chapter 138: and you can't leave your monkey without his bud.