If history has taught us anything, it’s that cats are evil.
From the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, triggering the start of the First World War…
…to the katzen responsible for the carnage of the Second World War…
…to the master criminals of today spreading their chaos throughout our society…
…cats have shown themselves to be the enemy of mankind.
Since idle paws are clearly the devil’s workshop, we’ve decided to build a device that would allow cat owners to keep these devious creatures busy while they are away and their cats are home alone plotting other ways to bring ruin to mankind.
We observed one of these vicious creatures in his natural habitat…
…and since they appear to be distracted by simple movement, we intend to build a combination scratching post/cat amusement device.
The device will have a couple of motor driven arms that will dangle and swing a couple of cat toys to hopefully amuse the cat and keep it from hatching more evil schemes.
At the moment, the plan is to permit the owner to activate the device remotely using their Twitter account. How successful we’ll be will depend a lot on how much php two people can pick up in three weeks.
But we must succeed…since the future of mankind may well be at stake!
Gordie, Stumbling onto your blog is a bit like being jacknifed into an alternate universe ruled by robot sock puppets who have enslaved humans and stockpiled radioactive sauerkraut to use on their enemies. You probably have no idea what this comment means, which pretty much summarizes my understanding of what you are writing about most of the time. Nonetheless, as one of the earliest followers of Gordoaism, I am very happy to have found it since I have pretty much lost all of your contact info. Sounds like you are doing great – email me and we can catch up.
If you can’t guess who this is, I have only four words for you…”The Gutty Al Nipper”!