http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Yersinia
My self-summary
I’m often told that I have an infectious personality, but an unstoppable intensity that seems to bring a premature end to my relationships. I’m looking for a yin to my yang, someone who can withstand the fire of my affections and not leave me burned.A little about myself, I stand just a little over 4.6 Mb tall with one chromosome and 3 plasmids, but most people say I resemble a safety pin. I was also a musician and made it big in Europe, where I’m well known as the “Black Death” or “Bubonic Plague”. Everyday men and women were literally dying at my feet. But my life getting out of control, so I left Europe and kept to myself for a while.
Now, I’m a changed pathogen. I was been sequenced on October 4th, 2001, in hopes that my story will prevent others like myself from making the same mistakes. I spend most of my time with my prairie dogs and the occasional ferret. I admit my potency isn’t what it used to, but with biological warfare as a possible frontier, who knows when I could make a comeback.
I’m really good at
Leaving others breathless
The first things people usually notice about me
The multiple artworks featuring my handiwork in Europe.
The six things I could never do without
Really just fleas, vermin, and the lack of plumbing or sanitation in the Medieval Times has made me what I am today!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Boubon is actually Greek for Groin
I saw your profile and felt like you could be the black to my yellow. I also have my own crazy history as a world traveler, not nearly as crazy as yours, but I still find myself drawn to the tropical and subtropical climates.A little about myself, my name is Yellow Fever, some of my friends call me “Yellow Jack(y).” I am 40-50 nm long in RNA form or also 11,000 nucleotides long.My personality is a bit shy. You may not notice my presence after our first contact, but give a week or so, and I will turn your world upside down.My most noticeable feature is my skin. It’s a pretty unique hue. It’s called jaundice and it’s actually how I got my name.If you’re interested I think some of your fleas should get in touch with some of my lady mosquitos. I can also be reached via monkey or human. Your choice.Hope to hear from you soon!
- Jacky






