I never claimed to be an artist, but I hope this makes someone laugh out loud.
Here’s the source code:
size (1000,800);
fill (139,200,120,255);
ellipse (300,300,70,48);
ellipse (450,300,70,48);
fill (255,255,255,100);
ellipse (300,275,100,100);
ellipse (450,275,100,100);
//eyes above
line (220,270,300,170);
line (370,270,450,170);
line (300,170,370,270);
line (450,170,520, 230);
//eyebrows above
line (222,272,302,172);
line (374,272,448,172);
line (298,167,372,271);
line (451,171,523, 233);
//eyebrows thickened
line (217,272,305,168);
line (376,274,445,175);
line (303,169,371,267);
line (455,173,518,236);
fill (200,20,50,50);
line (371,280,371,380);
curve (100,5,340,380,380,380,100,5);
//nose above
fill (200,20,50,50);
ellipseMode (CENTER);
ellipse (371,400,371,600);
//head
fill (0,0,0,255);
rect (250,500,240,40);
//mouth above
fill (255,255,255);
rect (300, 500, 20,20);
rect (350, 500, 20,20);
rect (400, 500, 20,20);
rect (450, 500, 20,20);
rect (325,520,20,20);
rect (375,520,20,20);
rect (425,520,20,20);
//teeth
fill (255,0,0);
ellipse (200,300,60,60);
ellipse (210,270,60,60);
ellipse (220,240,60,60);
ellipse (230,210,60,60);
ellipse (240,190,60,60);
ellipse (250,170,60,60);
ellipse (260,150,60,60);
ellipse (270,130,60,60);
ellipse (280,110,60,60);
ellipse (290,87,60,60);
ellipse (300,95,60,60);
ellipse (310,84,60,60);
ellipse (320,90,60,60);
ellipse (330,94,60,60);
ellipse (340,97,60,60);
ellipse (350,92,60,60);
ellipse (360,88,60,60);
ellipse (370,90,60,60);
ellipse (380,85,60,60);
ellipse (390,93,60,60);
ellipse (400,99,60,60);
ellipse (410,120,60,60);
ellipse (420,130,60,60);
ellipse (440,140,60,60);
ellipse (460,150,60,60);
ellipse (480,160,60,60);
ellipse (500,170,60,60);
ellipse (510,210,60,60);
ellipse (520,230,60,60);
ellipse (530,250,60,60);
ellipse (540,270,60,60);
ellipse (550,290,60,60);
ellipse (560,310,60,60);
//hair