Mamdanistan: A Shakira Law Suggestion Session with Fresh Guacamole

Free Daycare. Potholes filled. Knicks Championship. What else would we like Presid- I mean, Mayor Mamdani to tackle next?

Let's hopecore-maxx, daydream and discuss of shared community and brighter futures from both locals and visitors alike. Let's flex our imaginations and latent civic potential and break out of doomerist apathy with our own contributions to "Shakira Law."

Sample idea: Assemble the former snow-shovelers into a team of $30/hr powerwashers to powerwash the piss off the NYC subways. Offending pissers will be sentenced to join the powerwashing team, thus creating a closed loop of cleanliness.

Come with a problem, anxiety, or area of friction in your life that you'd like to address and workshop through public service! By the end of the session, we hope to have an assortment of actionable ideas and strategies on how to get our pitch on Mr Mayor's desk.

This is a Guac & Talk - I'll be bringing chips and ingredients for fresh guacamole, and we'll chat & snack at the same time.