Who writes this stuff?<\/p>\n
>we’d pimp out our own
\n> mothers to get a good Flash guy or gal around here<\/p>\n
Charming. How about paying an above-average wage with strong benefits?<\/p>\n
>Not to beat a moribund horse, but this position
\n>> focuses primarily on production, so your experience should be
\n> weighted in interactive\/digital rather than creative design.<\/p>\n
Yeah, ’cause we all know those people “weighted
\nin interactive\/digital” aren’t creative.<\/p>\n
> > The copywriter who wrote all that has no clue what it means, but
\n> she’s a little slow.<\/p>\n
Slow? As in insulting to just about everybody?
\nGood idea. Get someone who has no idea of what
\nthe job entails to write the ad.<\/p>\n
> > Digital Producer
\n>>
\n>> Is your mantra, “Build it and they will log on”? Because Arnold’s
\n>> ARLINGTON, VA office is looking for a Master of the InterWeb to
\n>> take our digital work from infancy to final execution. You’ll be
\n>> the grand poohbah of project deliverables, schedules and budgets.
\n>> Communication skills are vital since you’ll be keeping on top your
\n>> personal three-ring circus, from creatives to vendors to clients.
\n>> Come armed with at least two years’ experience as a new media\/
\n>> interactive producer (and if you’ve got advertising\/direct
\n>> marketing experience to boot, we’ll give you first dibs on all the
\n>> leftovers in the kitchen). All in all, we need a self-motivated,
\n>> multitasker extraordinaire for this job, because it’s basically a
\n>> big juggling act minus the clown suit. But if you wanna wear one in
\n>> your spare time, it’s nobody’s business.
\n>> Key Responsibilities:
\n>> Scopes all projects in terms of deliverables, schedule, and budget
\n>> Works with creative teams from the earliest concept stage forward,
\n>> to ensure that the most innovative creative and production methods
\n>> are employed.
\n>> Sources and evaluates quality vendors to ensure that creative and
\n>> production is supported with the most innovative and effective tools
\n>> Bid out and negotiate contracts with outside vendors, with help of
\n>> Business Affairs
\n>> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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