actually, john personally takes down all the used job postings, shreds
\nthem, urinates on them, bundles the wet pieces into little individual
\nmatch boxes, stores them in his refrigerator for a week, dries them
\ncarefully with his hairdryer, fluffs them back up, fills miniature
\nsock monkeys with them and then gives those to the poor needy and
\nheartbroken mice that wait expectantly in perfect little rows outside
\nhis front door. he takes any potential challenges to his “important”
\njob very seriously. i think we all can understand him feeling a
\nlittle uncomfortable with people bringing up ideas of other ways that
\nthese postings could be retired, and allow him to keep the very small
\nbut important shred of dignity he holds onto precipitously in this
\nmatter.<\/p>\n
On Jan 14, 2009, at 1:54 AM, Andrew Styer wrote:<\/p>\n
> “Hi, my name’s John Dimatos… but you can call me Mr. Grumpy-Pants.”
\n>
\n>
\n>
\n> On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 1:13 AM, john dimatos
\n> wrote:
\n>> No.
\n>>
\n>> Sent from my medulla omblongata
\n>> On Jan 13, 2009, at 10:40 PM, “Adam Nash”
\n>> wrote:
\n>>
\n>> doesn’t she post them online somewhere too?
\n>>
\n>> On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 10:14 PM, John Dimatos
\n>> wrote:
\n>>>
\n>>> filter your email for them.
\n>>>
\n>>>
\n>>> On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 8:33 PM, Adam Nash
\n>>> wrote:
\n>>>>
\n>>>> hey list, can someone point me to the place where midori posts
\n>>>> all of her
\n>>>> job opportunies?
\n>>>>
\n>>>> anyone know of any part-time work available?
\n>>>>
\n>>>> thanks,
\n>>>> adam
\n>>>>
\n>>>> —
\n>>>> leave
\n>>>> -9941936-4715501.b4dc1c24694184cbaae97651dfcff2cf@lists.nyu.edu
\n>>>
\n>>>
\n>>> —
\n>>>
\n>>> ________________________
\n>>> Cedant arma togae
\n>>> sent from my basal ganglia
\n>>> ITP MPS NYU
\n>>> ph. 917.650.5683
\n>>>
\n>>>
\n>>>
\n>>>
\n>>> —
\n>>> adamnash83@gmail.com
\n>>> leave-9942048-3318449.92facfda771d837747aef1e5c915e3c1@lists.nyu.edu
\n>>
\n>> —
\n>> leave-9942070-4715501.b4dc1c24694184cbaae97651dfcff2cf@lists.nyu.edu
\n>>
\n>> —
\n>> leave-9942228-4392486.e31844e0247e9d0e5a9d30dd8ffb0f4d@lists.nyu.edu
\n>
\n> —<\/p>\n
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