{"id":977,"date":"2009-01-14T11:32:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T07:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/itp.nyu.edu\/opportunities\/2009\/01\/14\/re-job-postings-4\/"},"modified":"2009-01-14T11:32:38","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T07:32:38","slug":"re-job-postings-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/itp.nyu.edu\/opportunities\/2009\/01\/14\/re-job-postings-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Re: job postings?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>he&#8217;s also just a tiny bit worried that any time someone says, &#8220;hey,<br \/>\nthis would be a good idea&#8230;&#8221;, the response will end up being &#8220;&#8230; for<br \/>\nITPedia!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; really, john, the mice won&#8217;t mind. your mom told me so.<\/p>\n<p>On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 2:06 AM, Tymm Twillman  wrote:<br \/>\n&gt; actually, john personally takes down all the used job postings, shreds them,<br \/>\n&gt; urinates on them, bundles the wet pieces into little individual match boxes,<br \/>\n&gt; stores them in his refrigerator for a week, dries them carefully with his<br \/>\n&gt; hairdryer, fluffs them back up, fills miniature sock monkeys with them and<br \/>\n&gt; then gives those to the poor needy and heartbroken mice that wait<br \/>\n&gt; expectantly in perfect little rows outside his front door.  he takes any<br \/>\n&gt; potential challenges to his &#8220;important&#8221; job very seriously.  i think we all<br \/>\n&gt; can understand him feeling a little uncomfortable with people bringing up<br \/>\n&gt; ideas of other ways that these postings could be retired, and allow him to<br \/>\n&gt; keep the very small but important shred of dignity he holds onto<br \/>\n&gt; precipitously in this matter.<br \/>\n&gt;<br \/>\n&gt; On Jan 14, 2009, at 1:54 AM, Andrew Styer wrote:<br \/>\n&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt; &#8220;Hi, my name&#8217;s John Dimatos&#8230; but you can call me Mr. Grumpy-Pants.&#8221;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt; On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 1:13 AM, john dimatos  wrote:<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; No.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; Sent from my medulla omblongata<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; On Jan 13, 2009, at 10:40 PM, &#8220;Adam Nash&#8221;  wrote:<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; doesn&#8217;t she post them online somewhere too?<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 10:14 PM, John Dimatos<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt; wrote:<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; filter your email for them.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 8:33 PM, Adam Nash  wrote:<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; hey list, can someone point me to the place where midori posts all of<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; her<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; job opportunies?<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; anyone know of any part-time work available?<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; thanks,<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; adam<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &#8212;<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; 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