Well now that doesn’t make any sense. Why would John have a hair dryer?<\/p>\n
Jason Rosado
\n(646) 785 7853<\/p>\n
On Jan 14, 2009, at 2:06 AM, Tymm Twillman wrote:<\/p>\n
> actually, john personally takes down all the used job postings,
\n> shreds them, urinates on them, bundles the wet pieces into little
\n> individual match boxes, stores them in his refrigerator for a week,
\n> dries them carefully with his hairdryer, fluffs them back up, fills
\n> miniature sock monkeys with them and then gives those to the poor
\n> needy and heartbroken mice that wait expectantly in perfect little
\n> rows outside his front door. he takes any potential challenges to
\n> his “important” job very seriously. i think we all can understand
\n> him feeling a little uncomfortable with people bringing up ideas of
\n> other ways that these postings could be retired, and allow him to
\n> keep the very small but important shred of dignity he holds onto
\n> precipitously in this matter.
\n>
\n> On Jan 14, 2009, at 1:54 AM, Andrew Styer wrote:
\n>
\n>> “Hi, my name’s John Dimatos… but you can call me Mr. Grumpy-Pants.”
\n>>
\n>>
\n>>
\n>> On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 1:13 AM, john dimatos
\n>> wrote:
\n>>> No.
\n>>>
\n>>> Sent from my medulla omblongata
\n>>> On Jan 13, 2009, at 10:40 PM, “Adam Nash”
\n>>> wrote:
\n>>>
\n>>> doesn’t she post them online somewhere too?
\n>>>
\n>>> On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 10:14 PM, John Dimatos
\n>>> wrote:
\n>>>>
\n>>>> filter your email for them.
\n>>>>
\n>>>>
\n>>>> On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 8:33 PM, Adam Nash
\n>>>> wrote:
\n>>>>>
\n>>>>> hey list, can someone point me to the place where midori posts
\n>>>>> all of her
\n>>>>> job opportunies?
\n>>>>>
\n>>>>> anyone know of any part-time work available?
\n>>>>>
\n>>>>> thanks,
\n>>>>> adam
\n>>>>>
\n>>>>> —
\n>>>>> Dimatosj@gmail.com
\n>>>>> leave-9941936-4715501.b4dc1c24694184cbaae97651dfcff2cf@lists.nyu.edu
\n>>>>
\n>>>>
\n>>>> —
\n>>>>
\n>>>> ________________________
\n>>>> Cedant arma togae
\n>>>> sent from my basal ganglia
\n>>>> ITP MPS NYU
\n>>>> ph. 917.650.5683
\n>>>>
\n>>>>
\n>>>>
\n>>>>
\n>>>> —
\n>>>> leave-
\n>>>> 9942048-3318449.92facfda771d837747aef1e5c915e3c1@lists.nyu.edu
\n>>>
\n>>> —
\n>>> leave-9942070-4715501.b4dc1c24694184cbaae97651dfcff2cf@lists.nyu.edu
\n>>>
\n>>> —
\n>>> andrew.styer@nyu.edu
\n>>> leave-9942228-4392486.e31844e0247e9d0e5a9d30dd8ffb0f4d@lists.nyu.edu
\n>>
\n>> —
\n>
\n>
\n> —<\/p>\n
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