Time/Date: Jan 24, 7:30 PM – 9 PM
Room: Meeting Room
Instructor: Alden Rivendale Jones
Description
Orientation Meeting Thursday, January 24th 7:30PM
Welcome to The Ongoing Now Corporation. We are looking forward to having you start on Thursday, January 24th! For your first day we would like you to begin work at 730PM.
On your first day, please bring the following items with you:
1) Two forms of ID. If you do not bring any, identification will be provided for you.
2) An unsentimental discarded object formerly belonging either to you or to a stranger.
3) A pen or other common writing instrument. A pin capable of piercing the skin will not be necessary, as we have phased out blood signatures.
4) A smile! 🙂
Please do not hesitate to email me if you have any questions. We look forward to your first day at The Ongoing Now.
Regards,
Nada Nully | HR Consultant
Prerequisites
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5 Years+ Garbage Experience Preferred!
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