Being various and diverse discussions of much interest to those members of the public who are interested in how attorneys and the law can totally fuck up their careers, their lives and their futures. Also, a basic introduction to intellectual property, how to negotiate a contract in one easy lesson, how to (not) protect your ideas and how to make sure law enforcement, the MPAA, the RIAA and the DHS take an unhealthy interest in you and your friends. Also questions answered and amusing gestures discussed.