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Re: job postings?

Well now that doesn’t make any sense. Why would John have a hair dryer?

Jason Rosado
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On Jan 14, 2009, at 2:06 AM, Tymm Twillman wrote:

> actually, john personally takes down all the used job postings,
> shreds them, urinates on them, bundles the wet pieces into little
> individual match boxes, stores them in his refrigerator for a week,
> dries them carefully with his hairdryer, fluffs them back up, fills
> miniature sock monkeys with them and then gives those to the poor
> needy and heartbroken mice that wait expectantly in perfect little
> rows outside his front door. he takes any potential challenges to
> his “important” job very seriously. i think we all can understand
> him feeling a little uncomfortable with people bringing up ideas of
> other ways that these postings could be retired, and allow him to
> keep the very small but important shred of dignity he holds onto
> precipitously in this matter.
>
> On Jan 14, 2009, at 1:54 AM, Andrew Styer wrote:
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>> “Hi, my name’s John Dimatos… but you can call me Mr. Grumpy-Pants.”
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>> On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 1:13 AM, john dimatos
>> wrote:
>>> No.
>>>
>>> Sent from my medulla omblongata
>>> On Jan 13, 2009, at 10:40 PM, “Adam Nash”
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> doesn’t she post them online somewhere too?
>>>
>>> On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 10:14 PM, John Dimatos
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> filter your email for them.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 8:33 PM, Adam Nash
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> hey list, can someone point me to the place where midori posts
>>>>> all of her
>>>>> job opportunies?
>>>>>
>>>>> anyone know of any part-time work available?
>>>>>
>>>>> thanks,
>>>>> adam
>>>>>
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