Re: job postings?

On Jan 14, 10:39 am, “John Dimatos” <dimat…@gmail.com> wrote:
> sigh.
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> On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 10:14 AM, Adam Na=
sh <adamnas…@gmail.com> wro=
te:
> > John, where can I find the heartbroken mice?  I need to fin=
d the mini sock
> > monkeys so I can unfluff and piece them back togethe=
r.
>

> > On Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 9:19 AM=
, Swerdloff <jonat…@swerdloff=
.com> wrote:
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> >> thesis beard.
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> >> On Jan 14, 2009=
, at 9:14 AM, Jason Rosado wrote:
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> >> Well now that doesn’t make =
any sense.  Why would John have a hair dryer?
>
> >> Jason Rosa=
do
> >> (646) 785 7853
>

> >> On Jan=
14, 2009, at 2:06 AM, Tymm Twillman <t=
mt…@nyu.edu> wrote:
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> >>  actually, john personally tak=
es down all the used job postings, shreds
> >>> them, urinates on them, =
bundles the wet pieces into little individual match
> >>> boxes, stores =
them in his refrigerator for a week, dries them carefully with
> >>> his=
hairdryer, fluffs them back up, fills miniature sock monkeys with them
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> >>> and then gives those to the poor needy and heartbroken mice that wait > >>> expectantly in perfect little rows outside his front door.  h=
e takes any
> >>> potential challenges to his “important” job very serio=
usly.  i think we all
> >>> can understand him feeling a little unc=
omfortable with people bringing up
> >>> ideas of other ways that these =
postings could be retired, and allow him to
> >>> keep the very small bu=
t important shred of dignity he holds onto
> >>> precipitously in this m=
atter.
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> >>> On Jan 14, 2009, at 1:54 AM, Andrew Styer wrote:
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> >>>  “Hi, my name’s John Dimatos… but you can call me Mr. Gru=
mpy-Pants.”
>